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The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby Fakeblue » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:03 am

(stolen from another board)

Every single one of us has had some question that they were afraid to make a post about because it would get flamed, or posted a stupid question that got flamed. Well here's a place to put them. This is a flame free zone, a place for all your stupid questions. All I ask is no rudeness or flames or thinly veiled sarcasm, and no "GO GOOGLE IT DURR". Just remember: At least they're asking it here, and not making a new thread for it.

I'll start it off:

Why singers are always standing in the middle-front of the stages ?

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby pejale » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:30 pm

Why do i fall over after 8 pints of beer??????????? :wink:

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby SDBinNY » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:58 pm

pejale wrote:Why do i fall over after 8 pints of beer??????????? :wink:


Because you got up before the 9th.

Do pieces make parts or do parts make pieces?

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby SDBinNY » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:02 pm

Fakeblue wrote:(stolen from another board)


Why singers are always standing in the middle-front of the stages ?


It's called LSD. Lead Singer Disease..

Music Trivia: Rod Stewart used to hide behind the guitarist's backline because he had stage fright......

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby Fakeblue » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:53 am

SDBinNY wrote:
Fakeblue wrote:(stolen from another board)


Why singers are always standing in the middle-front of the stages ?


It's called LSD. Lead Singer Disease..

Music Trivia: Rod Stewart used to hide behind the guitarist's backline because he had stage fright......


In case of guitar heroes oriented bands, like Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force, should Yngwie stand in the middle and Mike Vescera stay on the right of the stage ?

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby Fakeblue » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:54 am

Why Batman has no gun ?

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby Fakeblue » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:58 am

SDBinNY wrote:
pejale wrote:Why do i fall over after 8 pints of beer??????????? :wink:


Because you got up before the 9th.

Do pieces make parts or do parts make pieces?


It depends, when your stomach hits your brain, if there's a pie around, then it is a part projecting pieces images in your starved imagination.

When you want to save up for a new guitar, dollar bills are pieces of that part called your patrimony

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby bubbles » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:08 am

SDBinNY wrote:
pejale wrote:Why do i fall over after 8 pints of beer??????????? :wink:


Because you got up before the 9th.

Do pieces make parts or do parts make pieces?


For while when Ozzy was withSabbath he would be standing to one side with Tony in the middle.

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby Doobie » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:17 pm

Fakeblue wrote:
SDBinNY wrote:
Fakeblue wrote:(stolen from another board)


Why singers are always standing in the middle-front of the stages ?


It's called LSD. Lead Singer Disease..

Music Trivia: Rod Stewart used to hide behind the guitarist's backline because he had stage fright......


In case of guitar heroes oriented bands, like Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force, should Yngwie stand in the middle and Mike Vescera stay on the right of the stage ?


What I witnessed live was Malmsteen's singer leave the stage entirely when he wasn't singing. When it was time for him to belt out a line, he came back on stage. I saw that as nothing more than an added distraction to the show and Malmsteen's ego at work once again.

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Re: The Stupid Questions Thread

Postby sytharnia » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:26 pm

bubbles wrote:
SDBinNY wrote:
pejale wrote:Why do i fall over after 8 pints of beer??????????? :wink:


Because you got up before the 9th.

Do pieces make parts or do parts make pieces?


For while when Ozzy was withSabbath he would be standing to one side with Tony in the middle.


That was because Iommi amps were so load that he didn't want to stand there so Ozzy had to

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