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Postby Deansolo » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:44 am

So this blonde is watching the news on TV with her friend when a breaking story comes on...."Brazillians dead in firey plane crash".....The blonde looks at her friend and says "How much is a brazillian?" 8O :lol: :D :P


I thought it was funny so I figured I'd share.............Nevermind. :)
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Re: Funnies

Postby frethead » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:27 pm

That one will be around for years to come, my friend. Try this. . .
Guy to doctor: Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me. . . I just have this terrible feeling all day.
Doctor: You need an operation
Guy to doctor: Operation?!! I demand a second opinion!!!
Doctor: (Thinking) O K. You. . . uhh. . . smell funny?

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Re: Funnies

Postby Rock » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:22 pm

A man walks inside to his wife with a duck under his arm and says...
"Here's that pig I been shaggin"
The wife turns around and says
"That isnt a pig, thats a duck"
Man replys..
"I'm not talking to you, I am talking to the duck"

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Re: Funnies

Postby Deansolo » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:30 pm

Hahaha! good one! :D

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Re: Funnies

Postby Rock » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:02 am

Deansolo wrote:Hahaha! good one! :D


u started a big thread now mate, i can go on forever with the jokes. :lol:

Heres another........

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barkeep
"got any bread?"
barkeep says "no"
duck says " got any bread?"
barkeep says "no"
duck says " got any bread?"
Barkeeps says "Look mate i aint got no bread. And if ya ask if i have any again, i'll nail ya beak to the bar!!!!"
Duck says " got any nails?"
barkeep says "no"
duck says "got any bread?"

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Re: Funnies

Postby crisguitar » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:29 am

what does a groupie put behind her ears 2 impress a guitar god!....her knees!!...bit rude but it always makes me laugh

what do u call a guy who hangs wit musicians?
a drummer...again sorry to any drummers its not personal

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Re: Funnies

Postby Deansolo » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:33 pm

How do you check if a groupie is ticklish?......you give her a test-tickle! :D

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Re: Funnies

Postby Rock » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:44 am

Q:What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A:You can stick your load in a washing machine, and it wont follow u around for a week.

:)

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Re: Funnies

Postby crisguitar » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:55 am

Rock wrote:Q:What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A:You can stick your load in a washing machine, and it wont follow u around for a week.

:)


i got a variation on that 1...
whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine....
a. the washing machine wont complain when u stick ur load in it!

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Re: Funnies

Postby Gutterflower » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:04 am

Why No One Wants to be a Penis

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

And my personal favorite...

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint. :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Postby Deansolo » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:45 pm

Okay, I get the picture....those are a bit racy for ya'.... check out this one:

This 3 legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the barkeeper.."I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw".. :D

Or what about this one:

Ya hear about those 2 peanuts? One was assaulted! A salted, get it?

nevermind!

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Re: Funnies

Postby Shadow » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:52 pm

Interesting and very OFF the Wall humour "funnies" jestings. Totally shocking and embarrassing, too :!:

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Re: Funnies

Postby Moose6 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:30 am

Here's a good one.

A man forgot Valentines Day and his wife was really pi$$ed. She told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds!"

The next day the wife found a package in the driveway. She brought it inside and when she opened it up... she found a bathroom scale! :D


I think that guy is a dead man.

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Re: Funnies

Postby frethead » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:11 am

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Re: Funnies

Postby Deansolo » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:12 pm

This guy comes home real excited, throws open the door and says to his wife.." Honey, pack yer bags..I just won the lottery!!" She replies: "Fantastic!, Where are we going?" to which the man responds..."Nowhere!....You're movin' out!!!!" :lol: :P

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