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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby frethead » Thu May 18, 2006 7:54 pm

I feel for you, Bri. It's kind-of like masturbating with a cheesegrater, you know? Slightly erotic, but, mostly painful. Which is pretty close to how I feel about American Idol . . . the painful part, anyway.
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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Doobie » Fri May 19, 2006 11:40 am

frethead wrote:It's kind-of like masturbating with a cheese grater, you know?


8O Now, there's a visual for ya!

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Fretman » Fri May 19, 2006 12:57 pm

I have to admit the when the show first starts and they're letting any dildo off the street audition, some of those auditions are funny as hell. The look on Randy Jackson's face when that guy broke into the death-metal screams in the early auditions was classic...he looked like a deer in the headlights. :lol:

The show I'm looking forward to is the VH1 supergroup which I believe starts this Sunday. That should be interesting with the lineup they have.

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby frethead » Sat May 20, 2006 11:40 am

Effective, ya?! LOL

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby stratattack » Mon May 22, 2006 8:32 am

I hope they Never make a Metal Idol show that would me a discrace to Metal!!!!
unless it was hosted by
1) Zakk Wylde
2) Dave Mustain
3) Lemmy..

then I can see it! :twisted:
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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Deansolo » Mon May 22, 2006 1:00 pm

stratattack wrote:I hope they Never make a Metal Idol show that would me a discrace to Metal!!!!
unless it was hosted by
1) Zakk Wylde
2) Dave Mustain
3) Lemmy..

then I can see it! twisted



Hey, wouldn't it be great to see "Metal Idol" hosted by Lars Ulrich?! :roll:

Or Brett Michaels!!! :P

Wait a minute!....or maybe C.C.DeVille! :twisted: Yea!! C.C DeVille! *air guitar tapping ala' "Wyld Stallyn" from Bill and Ted's*

Now that'd be some entertainment!!! :lol:

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby frethead » Tue May 23, 2006 2:46 pm

O, brother. Not C. C. DeVille, again! I'd think Metal Idol would better be hosted by someone or something like Spectreman or Ultraman. I can kind-of see Richie Blackmore or someone like him on there, or perhaps Gene Simmons, Jimmy Kimmel? Carmen Electra?, Jenny MacCarthy?! Hey!!! We could even get Ryan Seacrest to make an offstage cameo appearance for all the Harddrivers out there! LOL

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Deansolo » Tue May 23, 2006 7:21 pm

frethead wrote:O, brother. Not C. C. DeVille, again! I'd think Metal Idol would better be hosted by someone or something like Spectreman or Ultraman. I can kind-of see Richie Blackmore or someone like him on there, or perhaps Gene Simmons, Jimmy Kimmel? Carmen Electra?, Jenny MacCarthy?! Hey!!! We could even get Ryan Seacrest to make an offstage cameo appearance for all the Harddrivers out there! LOL


8O Not Jimmy Kimmel! That guy's a tool! I vote for the women! :twisted: Yeah! Carmen Elecktra or Jenny McCarthy! :twisted:

Maybe Ryan Seacrest's cameo will feature him getting his ass kicked by Lemmy in the alley outback! :lol:

The judges could be Geezer Butler, David Coverdale, and K.K. Downing!

I'd watch that! :D
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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby stratattack » Tue May 23, 2006 7:43 pm

Deansolo wrote:
frethead wrote:O, brother. Not C. C. DeVille, again! I'd think Metal Idol would better be hosted by someone or something like Spectreman or Ultraman. I can kind-of see Richie Blackmore or someone like him on there, or perhaps Gene Simmons, Jimmy Kimmel? Carmen Electra?, Jenny MacCarthy?! Hey!!! We could even get Ryan Seacrest to make an offstage cameo appearance for all the Harddrivers out there! LOL


8O Not Jimmy Kimmel! That guy's a tool! I vote for the women! :twisted: Yeah! Carmen Elecktra or Jenny McCarthy! :twisted:

Maybe Ryan Seacrest's cameo will feature him getting his ass kicked by Lemmy in the alley outback! :lol:

The judges could be Geezer Butler, David Coverdale, and K.K. Downing!

I'd watch that! :D



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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Deansolo » Tue May 23, 2006 9:38 pm

stratattack wrote:
Deansolo wrote:
frethead wrote:O, brother. Not C. C. DeVille, again! I'd think Metal Idol would better be hosted by someone or something like Spectreman or Ultraman. I can kind-of see Richie Blackmore or someone like him on there, or perhaps Gene Simmons, Jimmy Kimmel? Carmen Electra?, Jenny MacCarthy?! Hey!!! We could even get Ryan Seacrest to make an offstage cameo appearance for all the Harddrivers out there! LOL


8O Not Jimmy Kimmel! That guy's a tool! I vote for the women! twisted Yeah! Carmen Elecktra or Jenny McCarthy! twisted

Maybe Ryan Seacrest's cameo will feature him getting his ass kicked by Lemmy in the alley outback! lol

The judges could be Geezer Butler, David Coverdale, and K.K. Downing!

I'd watch that! D



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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby PoetsandMadmen » Thu May 25, 2006 8:34 am

Well, it looks like I'll be selling all of my power/prog/classic metal cds and dvds in order to join the Soul Patrol...........NOT! :lol:

Taylor wins....big shocker huh? 8O :roll:

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby stratattack » Thu May 25, 2006 4:42 pm

it brings New meaning to the word FIXED !!!~!
well aother season of American IDIOT has Concluded.
till next season !!!! man I hope not!!
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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby frethead » Thu May 25, 2006 4:52 pm

Damn, Alabam.

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby PoetsandMadmen » Fri May 26, 2006 5:24 am

stratattack wrote:it brings New meaning to the word FIXED !!!~!
well aother season of American IDIOT has Concluded.
till next season !!!! man I hope not!!


Naahh, it's not fixed, we'll just fall for anything in our spoon fed, pop culture here in the states! He won fair and square, but that doesn't mean he was the most talented. There's a ton of talent out there that people won't even check out to see if they like it or not!

MTV was the slow, miserable death of the music industry back in the 80s, eventhough they barely focus on music anymore. Music goes along with fashion in America, so it's whatever the marketing, music, and public relation executives think you should listen to and wear.

Prime example is our friend Jake. He's a great guitarist, but very underappreciated! Yeah, part of his lack of appreciation is his choice, because he doesn't push himself. Even if he did, he'd struggle in every area trying to revamp his career, and he knows that.

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Re: American Idol Thread (Rants and Raves from the Jake Foru

Postby Doobie » Fri May 26, 2006 5:37 am

Some marketing expert was on the news yesterday a.m. and said that Taylor is going to be very hard to market. No surprise, there. She said Katharine would have been much easier to market. Personally, I think she's nuts - we all know Taylor is marketable. Brides around the globe will be lining up to get him for their wedding receptions. lol What a doofus.

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