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Re: Pick up lines

Postby MetalHead » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:50 pm

Deansolo wrote:Although you did leave yourself open for that joke.!!! LOL! :D


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby stratattack » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:21 am

here is a couple of great ones real classics
1) Did you wash your close in windex because I can see myself in your pants.
2) how about some wild and meaningless Sex and some pizza? No! yah don't Like Pizza!
the rest of then are way too ex rated to repeat besides I have evolved since Highschool !! LOl!!!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby frethead » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:49 am

Well, ok. I admit there aren't many with the capacity to sustain an attitude as such, these days. Tone it down, try this one out, and tell me what you think.
Buy your self a six-pack, drink four of them ( that ought to be a pretty good warm-up ) , and don't hesitate once you've lowered your eyes on the bag of your choice ( we are discussing the trials of hunting, yes??). It is imperative that you descend upon her at once, and offer her a beer. While she's drinking it, offer to show her your Superman Underoos. Trust me. Crack another beer for her before she stops giggling, and while boggling her mind with thoughtless chitter-chat, hand it to her before she's finished the first one. You must also have a copy of Dream On by Aerosmith, Love Hurts by Nazareth, or anything by Steve Miller handy.
Since you've been giving all of your attention to her, you should be able to determine the moment that she starts on her third or fourth swallow of beer. ( she'll be guzzling because you won't shut-up; it's called conditioning or "brain-washing," and don't feel bad about it, because it happens to everybody all the time)This is precisely when you should start the music. She's yours for life, now.
Actually, you might never see her again, but it will have been a fun test run.

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby mrmetal » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:44 am

frethead wrote: Buy your self a six-pack, drink four of them ( that ought to be a pretty good warm-up )


Yes, I am sure the ladies are REALLY attracted to guy with beer breath. Drink up! :lol:

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Gutterflower » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am

mrmetal wrote:
frethead wrote: Buy your self a six-pack, drink four of them ( that ought to be a pretty good warm-up )


Yes, I am sure the ladies are REALLY attracted to guy with beer breath. Drink up! :lol:


Umm...YEAH. Nothing worse than sour beer breath blehhhh... :roll:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby MetalHead » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:08 am

so, Gutterflower, what will work on you ? ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby frethead » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:14 am

It's unattractive for a man to drink, but it's ok for women to have beer breath. Like, wha?! LOL

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Gutterflower » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:42 am

MetalHead wrote:so, Gutterflower, what will work on you ? ;)


Umm...NONE of the above! :lol:

frethead wrote:It's unattractive for a man to drink, but it's ok for women to have beer breath. Like, wha?! LOL


I don't drink beer so it's not an issue. :wink: I also don't have a problem with anyone drinking...as long as they don't try to take it out on me!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Deansolo » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:44 am

frethead wrote:It's unattractive for a man to drink, but it's ok for women to have beer breath. Like, wha?! LOL


Beer breath, Yes....Beer and cigarette breath .....No.

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby MetalHead » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:07 pm

Gutterflower wrote:
MetalHead wrote:so, Gutterflower, what will work on you ? ;)


Umm...NONE of the above! :lol:


Good to know ;)
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